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Per Chavez Qureshi, the “knee thing” can be a great addition to your sexual repertoire. “Anything that involves bodies and closeness is important before sex,” she explains. “Taking your time allows imagination and arousal to happen gradually rather than highs and lows in intensity, which do not last as long.”

TL;DR: Foreplay = good. “The advantage of the ‘knee thing’ is that it’s not so genital focused and helps to add variety to stimulation. It allows one to be creative without having to focus so much on the mechanics or physiology around sex,” she explains.Of course, the catchy name — and the mystery behind it — helped this foreplay technique go viral, but it’s the efficacy of this move that has the videos and duets multiplying. Who knew knees could be so steamy? “The partner giving pleasure can use their knee as a way to create pressure and sensation by grinding into their partner‘s most sensitive areas, including the genital area and inner thighs,” Shannon Chavez Qureshi, licensed psychologist and sex therapist, tells Elite Daily. “It’s so arousing because the extra friction and pressure creates stimulation on the exterior parts of the vulva, especially the clitoris.” In this case, size does matter. “The knee covers a lot of surface area of the external vulva, which can include multi-sensory points to add to the arousal response.” The knee thing is one of those IYKYK moments — but plenty of people on the app were not in the know, and they didn’t seem to understand the technique at first. Thankfully, some visual aid can go a long way. After one TikToker posted a video using her fingers to illustrate the “knee thing,” confused scrollers finally caught on. The knees might not be known as the sexiest part of the body, but their reputation is getting a revamp on TikTok. The #KneeThing hashtag has over 70 million views on the app, with countless videos raving about the move and its ability to ramp up a makeout session. So, um, what is the “knee thing”? This trending foreplay technique involves one partner putting their knee between another partner’s legs and applying pressure. Essentially, it’s dry humping with a ~twist~. Here’s the best part: Per countless TikTokers, this technique works wonders. “The knee thing hits every single time,” one user wrote. Another commented, “It’s a buildup for a SPLENDID time.”

If you’re in need of a good laugh, look no further than this post. We’ve collected some of our favorite jokes, each guaranteed to make you smile (or even better, laugh out loud). Whether you’re in the mood for a cheesy one-liner or a hilarious story, we’ve got you covered. So go ahead and enjoy these knee-slappers.A knock, knock joke or two always gets at least a chuckle. The more ridiculous, the better. If you have children, this is a great way to pass the time on long car rides.

What one person calls a corny joke, another person might call a dad joke or the best joke they’ve ever heard. It just depends on your sense of humor. But regardless of whether you think these are corny or the best knee-slapper around, we can all agree that they’re hilarious. Here are a few funny jokes to get the family laughing:
Final Thoughts We hope you enjoyed these corny jokes and that they brought a smile to your face. If you have any favorite jokes that we missed, be sure to share them with us in the comments below.Are you a dad? If so, it’s most likely your life’s mission to annoy your kids with corny dad jokes. Here are a few of the funniest jokes to get you started.These one-liners, puns, and funny jokes for kids are appropriate for any time of day, month, or year! We’re sure that Ree Drummond’s husband Ladd appreciates a cheesy dad joke—he loves a good prank, after all. Maybe he’ll surprise Ree (who has the best mom jokes, we should add). Go ahead and share these all-time funniest dad jokes on your friends and family—you’re guaranteed to get a laugh!

Is knee touching flirting?
Studies show that touching and stroking the knees can signal sexual interest. Of course, if she’s stroking your knee, no need for further questions. But if she’s stroking hers, this may be a subconscious desire to stroke yours.
We’ve gathered the best dad jokes to share with your old man on any occasion, whether that’s one of his Father’s Day messages or simply a good morning text. He’ll simply have to crack a smile when you tell him you’re on the “seafood diet”—you see food, then you eat it! (Get it?) And if you’re struggling with finding gifts for dad this year, frame a special picture of the two of you with a DIY card that says: “What’s the difference between a man’s wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.”Do you know how a regular joke levels up to a dad joke? It happens when the punch line becomes a parent! 😂 But really—that’s the perfect example of this *unique* brand of funny. Dad jokes are that sweet, common variety of “wholesome” humor that comes from the guys who always make us laugh and cringe. Those sacred jokes have a punch line that’s usually a predictable pun or play on words, and the cheesiness just makes you smile. If that sounds familiar, it’s because these corny one-liners are a childhood staple! And honestly, they’re so endearing. Take the one about the ‘two sheep that walk into a—baaaa.’ See, some dad jokes are so bad that they’re actually funny!

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Please stay respectful, degrading other people won’t help your argument. All you are saying is that biology is important because you don’t like people who are different from you.Jesus loves you, Hassan, and Jesus only wants what’s best for you. Talk to Him, and ask Him to show you a better way. Tell Him about your feelings, and ask Him to help you.

What do people consider “likable” body language? Here are some of the behaviors that are attractive and likable across social, business, and romantic situations:Dr. David Givens, director at the Center for Nonverbal Studies, says that “rapid eyeblink (or ‘eyelash flutter’) means you’ve raised the blinker’s level of psychological arousal.” When a woman suddenly blinks faster, you may have increased her level of sexual excitement.

Even though crossing legs may be a closed-off cue, some women may cross their legs to expose their thighs. (Hint: they definitely know.) Women may do this especially if they’re wearing a short skirt, shorts, or tight leggings.
Women struggle with trying to stand their ground while not intimidating men. From a body language perspective, this happens in a number of ways. Women use cues of “submissiveness” to show vulnerability but can also employ certain moves for assertiveness, to show they are not pushovers.A subtle touch on the arm, her fingers grazing against yours, bumping her hips against your hips—you might be thinking, “Oh, that was just an accident!”… but chances are, you’d be soooo wrong!

Don’t mistake an “accidental” touch for an accident. If you notice her touching you, it might be an accident, sure. But if it happens for a second time, or a third, she may truly be interested in you.
A woman’s outer genital lips are proportionately the same thickness as her facial lips. It sounds raunchy, but lips are a form of “self-mimicry” intended to symbolize the female genital region. If she’s attracted to you, she’ll lick her lips to make her lips shinier and more “inviting.” Licking also makes her tongue make movements that draw attention to them.

What is the knee thing flirting?
Essentially, it’s dry humping with a ~twist~. Here’s the best part: Per countless TikTokers, this technique works wonders. “The knee thing hits every single time,” one user wrote. Another commented, “It’s a buildup for a SPLENDID time.”
Hasan, I’m afraid the only person who cares about your hostility to challenging ideas is YOU. Chill out. With wisdom we can determine what we can change and what we cannot. Ranting will not change others ideas, much less their lifestyle choices. The only thing we CAN change is ourselves, and in particular, our attitudes. So, take a deep breath and then exhale slowly …and repeat several times … then relax. Then ask yourself why others making different decisions about their own lifestyle bothers you so much. Ranting yourself into an early grave will achieve nothing. You are worth more than that.Licking lips can also mean that her mouth is drying out. But this can also mean attraction, since a dry mouth can be a side effect of increased breathing rate if she’s attracted. You might also notice her wearing glossy or red lipstick. Women do this to call attention to their lips.

Do girls flirt by touching?
Some sure signals he or she’s attracted to you are: They’re giving you their undivided attention. They’re giving you lots of flirty eye contact. They’re flirting by using lots of physical contact: their hand on your knee, touching your hand, etc.
Is there ambient music playing? If you’re at a bar, club, or even networking event, you might notice her keeping time with the music by moving her body back and forth. It can even be very subtle.Side Note: You can think of the knees as 2 “large, leg-shaped arrows” that point at a person’s object of interest. Look to see if her knees are pointing toward you.

I disagree on the statement about a small nose and the full lips. In his book “The third Chimpanzee” Jared Diamond made a very sound argument about culturally reproduced beauty standards.
If you’ve watched television before (like, ever), you may have noticed those Dove or Pantene commercials. Most of them have one thing in common: wildly exaggerated hair flips.I totally agree on your point about education. I wasn’t educated to see it either, my best friend (who is male) is way better at spotting people who are attracted to me than I am. He taught himself to consciously read body language and is a real people person in general.

1 Knapp, M. L., & Hall, J. A. (2014). Nonverbal communication in human interaction. Boston: Wadsworth Cengage Learning. 2 Morris, D. (2012). Peoplewatching: The Desmond Morris Guide to Body Language. London: Vintage Digital. 3 Driver, J. & van Aalst, M (2011): You Say More Than You Think: The 7-day Plan for Using the New Body Language to Get what You Want. New York 4 Pease, A. (2017). The definitive book of body language: How to read others’ attitudes by their gestures. London: Orion. 5 Navarro, J. (2018). The dictionary of body language: A field guide to human behavior. New York, NY: William Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollins.
Because the breasts are such a sexual signal, women who are attracted to you may stick their chests out to accentuate their curves. You may notice her lean closer, whip her shoulders back, and stand taller to display her goods more.

Have you ever had a woman look over her shoulder or raise it? The shoulders may seem innocent, but they also mimic the woman’s breast and sexual healthiness.
Like Marilyn Monroe, women who are trying to entice a man tend to raise their eyebrows and lower their lids because it looks similar to the face women make when they are experiencing pleasure.

In Decode, we dive deep into these microexpressions to teach you how to instantly pick up on them and understand the meaning behind what is said to you.
Awesome post Vanessa! What i learned from this was about womens lips relating to their genitals, I didnt know that fact! So perhaps this is why women pout for the camera?! Amazing as usual Mrs Van Edwards ?You don’t know what is going to happen in the future society is always changing. And it is not “abnormal”. Just because you aren’t “different” don’t mean you can’t treat them the same way you want to be treated. Where all human we just want to be loved. What are you going to say next different racies shouldn’t socialize, should’t date? You know it would be boring if we were all the same. I have a female friend who does a lot of these body language things, then tells me what a great friend I am. It is very confusing. I try to pick up on body language, and every time I think a woman is interested, and I ask about a date, I usually end up getting the “I like you…just not like that” statement. I think in a lot of cases, women can be flirty and either don’t mean to be…or don’t realize it…it is just their personality. Just wish it was easier to read signals. So most of the time now…I’m like…I’m so bad at reading signals, a woman pretty much has to slap me across the face and say…I want you, you fool! lol You might notice a sudden rapid eye blink when you tell an amazing story of you being a cool/exciting/funny guy. This is a subliminal way of saying, “You’ve captured my interest.”

In this ultimate guide on female body language, I’ll teach you the 15 cues that women “leak” that signal interest, attraction, and even a desire to do a little more. 😉FYI: It won’t be long before any two humans, without regard to gender, will be able to produce offspring. That’ll probably happen in the next 50 years or so. Genetic engineering is the wave of the future in human reproduction.

Why do guys do the knee thing?
“The partner giving pleasure can use their knee as a way to create pressure and sensation by grinding into their partner’s most sensitive areas, including the genital area and inner thighs,” Shannon Chavez Qureshi, licensed psychologist and sex therapist, tells Elite Daily.
A sideways glance over a raised shoulder highlights curves and the roundness of the female face. This signifies estrogen, exposes the vulnerability of the neck, and releases pheromones. Women instinctively do this when trying to flirt.

Most early signaling is done by women. Women are truly the “selectors” who attract attention by displaying subtle nonverbal signals. So if you know what to look for, there’d be no need for your awkward high school self to muster up the courage to face rejection in the first place.

Let me bring you back to high school: You’re an awkward teenage boy, and you see your high school sweetheart staring you in the face. You don’t know how to ask her out, so what’s the best way to nonverbally tell her you dig her? Should you:
Control and leverage the tiny signals you’re sending—from your stance and facial expressions to your word choice and vocal tone—to improve your personal and professional relationships.Even though I’ve given you 15 cues here, female body language is so varied and vast that EVERY woman can do things differently. Some women may be as cool as a cucumber but be madly in love, and others can’t help but wink at any guy who is even remotely OK looking (I had a friend who did this).Female body language, or the body language of women, is not all that different from that of men. However, female body language does have a few noticeable differences that both sexes can make note of. Here is a video of my segment with AM Northwest on female body language, as well as detailed tips below!The answer is d) being taken. A study by Oklahoma State University shows that 90% of single women were interested in a man they believed was in a relationship, while only 59% wanted him when they found out he was single.

God now we have “Caitlyn Jenner” and this new transgender, agender, polygender “movement” going on. Bunch of degenerate mentally ill people runnin around these days. So what should you look for? Here’s what to look for to successfully read a female’s body language. And while you’re at it, read up on the science-backed guide on body language. If you’re familiar with the 7 different microexpressions already, you might be wondering, “There’s no desire expression, is there?” And you’d be right! Desire isn’t one of the 7 universal expressions. However, we can truly see desire in an attracted woman’s face through her lips and eyes:Because it is 2014 does not mean every one agree with that. Plenty of people consider it abnormal to this day. Why not go make your own article for that abnormal sexual relationship? Life is centered around male and female and always will be.

What is flirty body language?
In women, these gestures may indicate that they are indeed flirting: Slowly crosses and uncrosses her legs toward male. Licks her lips/slightly bites on her bottom lip. Excessively sways her hips. Dangles her shoe (once her legs are crossed toward the male)
Side Note: As much as possible we tried to use academic research or expert opinion for this master body language guide. Occasionally, when we could not find research we include anecdotes that are helpful. As more research comes out on nonverbal behavior we will be sure to add it!Women actively seek chances to touch others they’re interested in. Most women won’t directly touch you to signal interest (unless you’re close), so they’ll test the waters indirectly by making it seem like an accident. Women toss their hair or touch their neck when flirting because it exposes the armpit, which releases sex hormones, shows the curvature of the neck, and highlights shiny healthy hair. Hair flipping is done to draw attention. Our eyes are automatically drawn to the hair when a woman flips. It’s a nonverbal way of saying, “Look at how healthy and beautiful my hair looks!” Even with coma patients, it has been shown they try to track movement with their eyes. Trick question—there is no right answer! By the time you’ve decided to signal your interest, she’s likely ALREADY sent you dozens—if not hundreds—of tiny micro signals that indicate if she’s interested in YOU. Signals that might have gone right over your head if you don’t know what to look for.Did you know women’s faces are generally more expressive than men’s? If you pay close attention, a woman who’s displaying interest cues will leak out signs of desire on her face.Studies show that touching and stroking the knees can signal sexual interest. Of course, if she’s stroking your knee, no need for further questions. But if she’s stroking hers, this may be a subconscious desire to stroke yours.

Movements like these help illustrate that she’s keeping the social vibes high, and it’s also a nonverbal way to say she’s having a good time—all great signs when it comes to attraction.

Women naturally have wider hips than men, and a woman who is attracted to you might sway her hips back and forth more than normal. The back-and-forth motion can easily be seen when walking, especially if a woman goes to the restroom (she’ll likely assume you’re watching).
How do you tell she’s into you? Women give away many signs that you may not be aware of. Here are 15 female body language cues of attraction to look for.It’s interesting that men and women have different body language when trying to attract a mate. Although this makes sense because primitive men and women had different roles and their evolution reinforced the skills they used to survive.

Flirting builds attraction and tension, but it has to be done in the right way. Done in the wrong way, the girl you like might scurry off and never look back. Like all flirting, body language attraction is a fun process, but don’t rush it. Slowly position yourself so that you can flirt with your crush with confidence, and most importantly, have fun with it.
Despite the flak dad jokes have received, I think we owe them at least a little credit. Cause let’s face it, these word works of art have been subtly spun and adeptly honed while mowing the yard, hanging Christmas lights, and organizing the garage. Not to mention the years of training endured to get that dad-delivery down juuuuuust right. Trust us, when you see a group of men standing around another man’s brand new bandsaw, they’re not just talking tools. That’s a dad joke symposium right there. Feedback. Is. Being. Given. Just as iron sharpens iron, dad humor hones dad humor.Not all Father’s Day gifts come in boxes. Sometimes, the best Father’s Day gifts are simple, small acts of kindness that mean the most to the men in your life. Here are some simple gift ideas you can give to dad that cost next to nothing: Did you hear?! NASA finally was able to construct a restaurant on the moon?! I’m not certain it’s going to last long though. I’ve heard it has great food, but no atmosphere. So, in honor of Father’s Day, we’re paying homage to Dad’s sense of wit with our top 10 favorite dad jokes. So put on that free blood donation t-shirt, hike up those cargo shorts, and secure your cell phone belt clip ‘cause these jokes are coming in hot!You don’t have to be a dad to appreciate a dad’s sense of humor—you know, those jokes so corny and contrived, you can’t help but groan and roll your eyes. Yet somehow, you can’t suppress the urge to repeat them later on when you see a moment of opportunity. Everyone knows what we’re talking about—those jokes, so obviously clever, yet so painfully punny, they can only be delivered by a man who has so little shame, that he’d wear socks with sandals. We’re talking about DAD JOKES!

Welp! There you have it. Our favorite dad jokes, one right after the other. As you wipe away your tears of laughter, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the brilliant dad brains that dreamt up these whoppers. It takes a specific kind of mind to be this creative.And while we’re thinking of dad, don’t forget to get him a little something-something just to remind him of what a rad dad he is. Skedaddle on over to our specials page to shop our selection of dad-rific desserts he’s certain to appreciate just as much as a well-timed dad joke.

Biting the lip can be a sign of nervousness and flirtation—sometimes both at the same time, Cobb explains. “Some women might lick their lips,” she adds. In some cases, this is done to draw attention to the lips or to moisten them before kissing.
While grabbing for the neck is generally a sign of discomfort, if a woman reaches for her necklace, she may be sending the opposite signal. If the movement is slower, sensual, and more of a caress, Cobb says that can be a sign of flirting. Fidgeting with rings, however, could be a sign of discomfort and nervousness.

One of the most common myths is that only women are fidgeting, playing with hair, or adjusting their outfits. People often think of these behaviors as being stereotypically “female,” Oud says, but that’s not the case. As humans, we engage in a lot of the same general actions, but how people execute those actions may vary.
Body language is the way people communicate nonverbally, through facial expressions, different gestures, pacifying movements, and vocal characteristics such as the tone and pitch of the voice, David Stephens, a senior mentor at the Body Language Academy by Joe Navarro, once told mbg.

“If you’re a guy and you’re looking for a date, you’ll look to see how a woman is acting toward you. That’s very fair,” Cobb says. Still, avoid making assumptions and always keep the context in mind. “Just because someone smiles at you doesn’t necessarily mean they like you,” she adds. Instead of taking one body language cue as a sign that someone’s interested, you should look for a cluster of clues that happen around the same time.
Reading people’s cues can help you understand whether someone is comfortable, uncomfortable, nervous, angry, or even attracted to you. While people of all genders tend to have similar behaviors overall, there can be some subtle nuances more common among women. Here’s how body language experts break them down.Even if some women demonstrate flirting in a specific way, there are always outliers, Cobb adds. When we stop taking into account people’s unique tendencies, that’s where stereotypes come into play.

Why do girls keep their knees together?
According to antique etiquette manuals, women of that era were coached to keep their knees pressed together to signal virginity. The symbolic gesture persisted through the Victorian Era before slightly abating during the Jazz Age, when hemlines were raised and legs were liberated from the oppression of heavy skirts.
There are certainly some body language cues that might be more common among women than men and vice versa. Though whether body language is inherently gendered is more complex. Many of the nuances in male-versus-female behaviors can often be boiled down to socialization, culture, and environment, though some may be hardwired in us, behavioral adviser Anne-Maartje Oud, tells mbg.When eating at a restaurant or sitting across from someone, a woman might move objects out of the way. This could be a sign she wants to be closer to the other person, Oud explains, particularly if it’s followed by physical touch. This tends to be a sign of affection among all genders.

What is a flirt body language?
Nodding of the head, arching the eyebrows, smiling, or saying things like ‘oh, really? ‘ may be signs of flirtation or interest, Oud explains. While men do this too, women may be generally more obvious in their flirty facial expressions.
“The more interested you are in somebody, the more attention you’re going to give them,” Cobb says. One way to show that attention is by tilting the head as someone talks or nodding for them to continue. On a more sensual note, a woman might tilt her chin down slightly, then slowly look up. “Particularly when you have the smolder look with it, that can be very captivating,” she says.

According to Cobb, women will generally pull a strand from the back or side of their head when flirting. “When they’re readjusting with the front, like a bang, that’s more nervousness,” she explains.Because the neck contains the jugular vein, it’s a vulnerable part of the body. In an attempt to protect themselves, a person may be inclined to reach for their neck in discomfort. When they’re feeling comfortable and safe though, they might expose their necks. To do this, they could brush their hair to the side or tilt one shoulder forward and down, body language expert Blanca Cobb, M.S., tells mbg.

Where do you touch a girl to flirt?
Put your hands around her waist from behind. Touch her gently so you don’t startle her. If you two get really comfortable she might even let you slide your hand down a little lower. Once she’s comfortable with you putting your hands on her waist, grab her and swing her around. Then, she’ll be facing you.
Gender aside, Oud recommends anyone thinking about what their body language might be conveying to consider: Who am I, what are my behaviors and nonverbal communications, and is that effective for what I want to achieve?Abby Moore is an editorial operations manager at mindbodygreen. She earned a B.A. in Journalism from The University of Texas at Austin and has previously written for Tribeza magazine. She has covered topics ranging from regenerative agriculture to celebrity entrepreneurship. Moore worked on the copywriting and marketing team at Siete Family Foods before moving to New York.When interested in someone, a woman might engage in some kind of physical touch. This could be a brush of the hand, a tap on the shoulder or the knee, or something more obvious like a hug or hand-holding. “Men do the same in reverse,” Cobb says. However, a man’s intent might be more to see how the woman will react and whether she’s comfortable enough.Nonverbal cues and verbal cues play equal roles in communication, but without explicit confirmation, it can be difficult to understand exactly what someone is trying to say.

That said, some studies have found gender affects body language reading1; that is, your gender might affect how accurately you can read other people’s body language. Some research has found women are generally better at recognizing emotions in facial expressions, whereas other studies have found women to be better at recognizing negative emotions like anger and men can pick up on emotions like happiness with more ease.When a woman is excited or interested, her voice may become faster and slightly higher. But, depending on where a person lives, they may actually draw out their words and speak a bit more slowly to flirt. While the latter helps the other person hear what you have to say, it could also draw attention to the lips, Cobb explains.

The feedback loop in conversation tends to be more visible in women than men. Nodding of the head, arching the eyebrows, smiling, or saying things like ‘oh, really?’ may be signs of flirtation or interest, Oud explains. While men do this too, women may be generally more obvious in their flirty facial expressions.
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There is something about dad jokes that foster a weird mixture of satisfaction with a dash of annoyance. Maybe it’s the fact that dad jokes are short, corny, and relatively harmless that makes them so lovable. Or perhaps it’s the sparkle in dad’s eye when he knows he’s about to get super cheesy?

What if a girl touches your knee?
Studies show that touching and stroking the knees can signal sexual interest. Of course, if she’s stroking your knee, no need for further questions. But if she’s stroking hers, this may be a subconscious desire to stroke yours.
As a Montessori and Social-Emotional Learning (SEL) teacher for nearly 15 years, Miranda has since created The Indigo Teacher, a blog dedicated to progressive education and

What does slapping your knee mean?
laughter A knee-slapper is an uproariously funny joke; the idea is that the joke is so funny, one collapses into laughter when one hears it, slapping one’s knee.
For many, the memories and the ability to spread some laughter makes bearing witness to these terribly silly jokes worth it. This might be something we need in these rough and tumble times of 2020. So, without further ado, this article is an ode to the dad joke: all sixty of our favorites just in time for Father’s Day.So there you have it, folks. You are now well-equipped to tickle your family pink with the most cheesy, knee-slapping dad jokes just in time for Father’s Day. But if for whatever reason, you can’t remember any of these, you can always rely on ol’ faithful: “I’m hungryyyyy!” “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.” (Wink, wink)

“Too many left handed gestures are associated with someone being uncomfortable with what they’re saying to you,” Hargrave said. “Rubbing of the eye too much with the left hand in the left eye says, ‘Do not see very clearly what I’m saying, because I’m not being fully honest with you.'”
“If you’re looking around too much while you’re having the conversation with someone else, it means that you’re looking for an exit and you want to get out of that conversation,” Hargrave said.

Signs that show your date may not be into you begin with the arms. Are they crossed in front of his or her body? Hargrave says this could be a sign of disagreement. Also, pay attention to their eye contact.
“Pulling up with the socks is a big courtship gesture. Years ago, men often said, ‘You need to see this girl, she’ll knock your socks off,'” Hargrave told us.Hargrave said to keep the “Rule of 3” in mind when observing your date. If you see at least three of these gestures, they validate that flirting is taking place.